Franklin P. Jones

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Franklin P. Jones

Yeah, right...

Benjamin Disraeli

"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens."
Benjamin Disraeli

Destop Turbo

Politie schiet tekort

“Politie schiet tekort bij beschermen van slachtoffers criminaliteit”
NRC

Will Rogers

"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."
Will Rogers

Max Richter

If somebody says, 'Well, what are your favorite composers?' really, what they are saying is, 'What are your favorite composers apart from Bach?' Because obviously, Bach is your favorite composer if you are involved in music at all.
Max Richter

Eric Hoffer

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."
Eric Hoffer

Jerome K. Jerome

"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
Jerome K. Jerome

Het oplichterssyndroom

“Het oplichterssyndroom, bedriegerssyndroom of bedriegersfenomeen is een term die in de jaren 1970 werd geïntroduceerd door psychologen en onderzoekers om mensen te beschrijven die niet in staat zijn hun prestaties te internaliseren. Ondanks externe bewijzen van hun competentie, blijven mensen met het syndroom ervan overtuigd dat ze bedriegers zijn en hun succes niet verdienen.’

• https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oplichterssyndroom

Vakantiegevoel

Muhammad Ali

"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people."
Muhammad Ali

Mickey Mouse

"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes."
Mickey Mouse

Unknown

"All general statements are false."
Unknown

Andy Rooney

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
Andy Rooney

George Bernard Shaw

"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."
George Bernard Shaw

Knappe koppen

Spaanse pepers, nu scherp geprijsd

Robert Heinlein

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
Robert Heinlein

Dan Quisenberry

"The future is much like the present, only longer."
Dan Quisenberry

Op aarde is altijd iets te doen

Op aarde is altijd iets te doen. De zon komt op en de zon gaat onder.
Globe Putrand

I will always love you

De meest gekwaakte songtekst is 'I will always love you'. In de praktijk blijkt dat in het algemeen toch lastiger dan je zou denken....:-)

Why?

Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

WisFaq

“De echte klunserd ken niet zonder de Wisfaq”