Het nieuwe kookboek

Dood gaan

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
W. Somerset Maugham

Grow up

We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Judith Martinvan

Oplossingen

Voornemen

Ik heb me voorgenomen alleen nog maar te schrijven, te webloggen en te twitteren over dingen waar ik iets van afweet. Dat zouden meer mensen moeten doen. Wat een rust zou dat geven...:-)

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Ouderdom

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Maurice Chevalier

Wiskunde

Poor teaching leads to the inevitable idea that the subject (mathematics) is only adapted to peculiar minds, when it is the one universal science, and the one whose ground rules are taught us almost in infancy and reappear in the motions of the universe.

H.J.S. Smith

Schaken met een duif

“Discussieren met sommige mensen is net schaken met een duif. Hoe goed je ook kunt schaken die duif gooit gewoon alle stukken om, schijt op het bord en loopt vervolgens rond alsof ie gewonnen heeft.”

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Een beetje roem wil wel helpen

Rebus

Teamwork

"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork."

Edward Abbey | Quotes of the Day

Vragen stellen

"Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers."
Tony Robbins

WisFaq

Sommige mensen kom je ook overal tegen...

• Gekke Henkie op @WisFaq

 ...of juist eigenlijk niet dan...:-)

Ja precies...:-)

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

Eindexamen

"De nieuwe manier van werken betekent niet dat leerlingen geen eindexamen meer hoeven doen."

#citaat

Vierdaagse

Rock Candy Funk Party

Euan Semple

Don't do what people tell you to do. Do what makes sense, do what works and do what you have the energy to sustain in the face of the considerable challenges that will be thrown before you.

Euan Semple

Kerst

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

Wat jij wil...:-)

Where have I gone wrong?

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Charles M. Schulz

W. Somerset Maugham

If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.

W. Somerset Maugham

Leeftijd

"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
Groucho Marx

Onderwijs

't Is eigenlijk nog erger... Je wordt aan alle kanten beschimpt, gedowngrade, in een kwaad daglicht gesteld, gekort, uitgeknepen, beledigd... enz... en dan moet je nodig iets aan je functioneren... maar misschien deden we 't zo slecht nog niet... (zeker weten!!!)
Globe Putrand

Koffie drinken

Als ik er aan dood ga dan meld ik me nog wel even…

Sint en Piet maar dan niet

Raaf

All said and done

All said and done,
and there's no way to make it any different.
I hold my tongue as you're walking away.
So goodbye comes -
oh, I don't want to make it difficult
but nothing's easy
when there's nothing left to say.

Peter Hammill

Think of me

Fare thee well, fare thee well, you that was once dear to me.
Think of me with kindness
Think of me.