De waarheid

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
Arthur Schopenhauer

Geschiedenis

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
Stephen Colbert

Geniaal of incompetent?

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
Douglas Adams

Vergaderen

Gemeenteraad last vergadering in over het houden van minder vergaderingen. Daarna gaat men vergaderen wat te doen met de tijdswinst.

Duckstadkrant

Hondentraining

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobie

Ik denk niet dat #hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobie snel een #trendingtopic zal worden... maar wel #lastig:-)

Wat gaat er wel goed?

Vooruitgang

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
Robert Heinlein

Ergens klopt er iets niet

The epitome of Dunning-Kruger: incompetent people don't recognise their own incompetence.

@P_A_Kirschner

Niet omkeerbare stelling

De uitspraak: 'Een goede wiskundige is van nature lui', is een goed voorbeeld van een niet omkeerbare stelling.

Eend van de week

"You're just an old quack!"
"What did you call me?"
"Quack! Quack! Quack!"
"My Lord, you see how the duck still possesses him."

blackadder

Wat is het vandaag?

“What day is it?"
It's today," squeaked Piglet.
My favorite day," said Pooh.”
― A.A. Milne

Succes

"If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps you're just stupid."
Devin J. Monroe

Onderwijs

Volgens mij is het hele #onderwijs alleen maar bedoeld voor "anders hingen ze maar thuis".:-)