Mitch Hedberg

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
Mitch Hedberg

Lily Tomlin

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
Lily Tomlin

Eugene McCarthy

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important."
Eugene McCarthy

Leslie Nielsen

"Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished."
Leslie Nielsen

Anonymous

"I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency."
Anonymous

citaat

‘You can always play bad music on any instrument, even on digital music players.’

Cool Math for Hot Music

citaat

'You can always play bad music on any instrument, even on digital music players.'
Music

Bertrand Russell

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
Bertrand Russell

Bert Leston Taylor

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
Bert Leston Taylor

Nikita Khrushchev

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river”
Nikita Khrushchev

Kilgore Trout

"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
Kilgore Trout

Herbert Rappaport

"I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some."

Herbert Rappaport